We can't justify the cattle prod unless we know exactly how well, or badly, you're doing. Ideally, your fans (like me) want updates every day. (Yes, we do.) So, I want to suggest that you go here:

http://www.zokutou.co.uk/wordmeter/

and and use this handy word count total to post your word count on your blog through next Tuesday. What say you?
 

And can I mention that I now have that George Harrison song stuck in my head? You want to see a werewolf? Torture by classic rock... grrrrr. :)
 

Okay, I see the meters now. 25K? That's 4K a day. Wow. I volunteer for copyediting if you make it.