Emily Veinglory

For $500 a session, I will happily provide that service for you. I even come equipped with a flogger and thigh-high leather combat boots. You know how to find me ;)
 

...I am not sure that is quite the same service....
 

I pretty much get the drop-and-give-me-2,000-words every Saturday from you. Should I be reciprocating more? ;)